Soap’s Zombots

Soap's Zombot Halloween Accessories (from The Non-Zombie Apocalypse)
Soap’s Zombot Halloween Accessories (from The Non-Zombie Apocalypse)

Happy Halloween! Maybe it’s two weeks early, but Halloween lasts all October as far as I’m concerned. I got inspired to doodle the Halloween costume Soap invented in The Non-Zombie Apocalypse (I should probably stick with writing, because my sketch is clearly lacking.)

The basic idea is that her “costume” isn’t a costume at all, but actually consisted of several rudimentary robots that would lurch around like zombies and follow her wherever she went. Of course, when The Professor attacks campus, she ends up putting these zombots to use in unexpected ways.

Not my best doodle, but this one was fun.

Rusty the Robot

Rusty the Robot (from Mad Science Institute and The Non-Zombie Apocalypse)
Rusty the Robot (from Mad Science Institute and The Non-Zombie Apocalypse)

As you can see, I’m no artist. But I am an inveterate doodler who honed his robot-scribbling skills instead of paying attention in high school. Not so long ago I felt the artistic urge for the first time in about a million years, so I decided to visually sketch Rusty the Robot, who seems to be everyone’s favorite character from Mad Science Institute.

And who wouldn’t love Rusty? He accidentally looks like a terrifying scorpion-dog death machine, but he’s really an eternally faithful and extremely useful companion, and you will hardly ever find Soap without him.

Contests & prizes for The Non-Zombie Apocalypse book launch

Update: this contest is now closed.

Congratulations to the winner Shannon O. of Seattle, WA!

 

Anyone atThe Non-Zombie Apocalypse book launch on 8/23 (get the deets here) has a chance at winning some cool stuff, but you don’t have to attend to enter for the grand prize! Here’s the scoop:

Win the Grand Prize!

the grand prizeTo enter the drawing, all you need to do is sign up for my mailing list.* If you’re already signed up, you’re already entered! This list is your best way to keep up with my projects. (Plus, I probably won’t send more than one or two emails a year, so you won’t get inundated if you enter.)

The grand prize winner will receive:

  • Paperback copies of ALL THREE BOOKS! (Three Weeks Before Doomsday, Mad Science Institute, and The Non-Zombie Apocalypse)
  • Ebook copies of all three books
  • A Mad Science Institute t-shirt (size subject to availability)
  • Mad Science Institute mouse pad

*Grand Prize Drawing to be held 8/30/2014. No purchase necessary, but contest is only open to those with a United States postal address (I cannot ship internationally). Members of Sechin Tower’s family are not eligible to win. Sorry!

Door prizes!

At the AFK Elixers & Eatery, we’ll pick several winners every hour between 5pm and 9pm to receive books, toys, games, or other goodies!

Mad Science Game Prizes!

Test your skills at the Parasite Race or the Mad Science Blueprint Challenge! Winners will receive books or other goodies. If that doesn’t float your boat, the AFK also has a whole menu just for games, so if you can’t find a way to amuse yourself then you’re about as much fun as a Blitzkrieger with a blister.

Costume Contest Prize!

soaps mystery prize (1)Wear your favorite lab-coat or put on your favorite cyborg armor because it’s Mad Science night at the AFK!

Costume contest will be held at 8pm, judged by yours truly. The winner will receive a book plus “The Contents of Soap’s Thirty-Third Pocket.” If you’ve read the books you know Soap keeps a lot of things in her pockets, and this is your chance to find out what’s in this one!

Tons of chances to win mad-awesome stuff! I hope to see you at the AFK in Renton, WA on 8/23,  and if you can’t make it there be sure to sign up for my email list for your chance to win big!

Non-Zombie Apocalypse news!

mad science apocalypse coverAs of today, The Non-Zombie Apocalypse is available at all major retailers as well as all ebook formats. This is the second book in the Mad Science Institute series… or the third, depending on how you count.

Book number “zero” is Three Weeks Before Doomsday, a collection of prequel short stories that show you where the characters were a week before the start of book #1. You can get this as an ebook anywhere, but I want everyone in the world to have it free, so get it at no cost from Smashwords.com. If you’re a paper kind of person, this is a limited edition run and only available from SechinTower.com/Store.

Book number one is Mad Science Institute, which is available for the first time since its release in all ebook formats, including Kindle, Nook, and everything else.

Lots of books for your robot-blasting enjoyment!

All the tweets I would have sent if I hadn’t forgotten to take my phone to sunny California

After exhausting ourselves with amusement parks, we decided it was time to pretend like we were grown-ups for a little. My phone was still forgotten, but here are the tweents I would have sent.

  • After all the amusement parks, we decided to have a “grown-up day” including the Reagan Library and then lunch in beautiful Santa Barbara
  • I may have had some problems with some of Reagan’s policies, but his library is a wonderful repository of history. Plus, you get to stand in a full-scale replica of the oval office and tour his Air Force One.
  • Reagan supported free-market enterprise, so it’s nice to see that his museum is charging $30 for a photo by Air Force One.
  • Downtown Santa Barbara makes me think of Portland South because of all the people on bicycles with tattoos. But instead of microbrews it’s wine. And sun instead of clouds. Lots and lots of sun.
  • All packed up and ready that night, then we got the email that our flight is cancelled tomorrow! We’re here for an extra day. Many complications, but this is hardly the worst place to have to spend an extra day!
  • With this extra day, at least we can go have lunch at In-N-Out. It would have been a major gaff to go to Cali and not have a burger there!

All the tweets I would have sent if I hadn’t forgotten to take my phone to Universal Studios

After forgetting my phone on my California vacation, I had to hand-write all the things I wanted to tweet, just like some kind of cave-man. Here’s what I would have tweeted from Universal Studios.

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Universal Studios

  • Universal rules. The new Transformers ride helped me feel like I’ve achieved a lifelong dream of being in the middle of a fight between giant robots.
  • Got threatened by a 10 foot tall megatron. But he ran off when he heard Optimus Prime was on his way.
  • A 10 foot Optimus Prime certified my status as an Autobot. You might say it was a… transformative experience.
  • Optimus Prime discussed oldschool transformers with me. He asked me if I liked Rodimus Prime and I missed my chance to tell him Rodimus is a whiney baby. But we agree that Grimlock is awesome.
  • I found myself utterly unprepared to actually converse with Optimus Prime. This was not pre-recorded stuff. I wish I had the wits to have interacted with him more than just nodding and smiling a lot.
  • While I spoke with Optimus, my wife flirted with Bumblebee. I’m not threatened. Bee’s a good guy.
  • Despicable Me Minion Madness is an absolutely wonderful ride. It was worth replacing the old Terminator stage&screen show to add this attraction.
  • Universal Studios should consider changing its name to “The 3-D Motion Simulation Ride Park.” Most of their best attractions were variations on that theme.
  • Simpsons ride is one of the best. And I love that they satirized of all aspects of theme parks while at the same time being part of a theme park. Very true to the Simspons soul.
  • Tram ride massively expanded and upgraded. There was even a 3-D motion simulation portion on this one, too: King Kong vs. T-Rexes—very cool!
  • Jurassic park ride! The ride that taught me to love flume rides. (I already know I loved dinosaurs, though)
  • I calculated that it should take a little more than 2 seconds to drop 84 feet straight down, so I decided to try to count seconds to see how long the flume takes. The problem is that it turns out fear makes me count faster. I think I got to “twelve-one-thousand” in the three or four seconds it took us to plummet.

And here I must break from the Twitter conceit to tell the story of a little girl who sat next to me on the Jurassic Park ride.

Soaking wet after the Jurassic Park ride.
Soaking wet after the Jurassic Park ride.

Me: are you riding this alone?

Little Girl: Yeah. My dad’s a chicken.

Me: Well, will you protect me from the dinosaurs?

LG: The dinosaurs scare me!

Me: What about the 84 foot nearly vertical drop at the end of the ride?

LG: Oh, that’s nothing. At 6 Flags, I went on a ride that was a 260 foot straight drop.

Then we came to the Apatosauruses lazily chewing on ferns. This girl and buried her face in my shoulder. She cowered when we passed the stegosaurs, and shrieked when the spitters spat at us.

Me (with white knuckles): Uh oh, here comes the drop!

Girl: Let go of the safety bar, because the drop is more fun if you put your hands in the air! But don’t put them too high at first, because you don’t want the monster [the t-rex] to get them.

So, I learned that different people fear different things. She screams like a little girl at the sight of animatronic dinosaurs and I scream like a little girl when in free fall. Of course, she IS a little girl, which leaves me without much of an excuse.

Next post: pretending to be a grown-up in California

All the tweets I would have sent if I hadn’t forgotten to take my phone on vacation

Yup, I’m an idiot who left his phone charging on the kitchen counter instead of taking it with him to California for a week. The good news is that it was fully charged when I got back.

I had to create a surrogate phone :(
I had to create a surrogate phone :(

I had planned on taking lots of photos (especially because we went down there for my brother-in-law’s wedding, not to mention a few of the big theme parks). I actually had to get a little note pad and handwrite all the things I would have liked to tweet while I was there and shall now transcribe them to the internets for your reading pleasure. At least this way I don’t have to worry about whether they’re actually 140 characters.

Big Bear

  • Big Bear, CA, is a resort town geared to skiing & snowboarding. It’s funny seeing signs for “Do not play in snow” and “Beware of ice” in 80 degree weather.
  • No phone = no camera. This means I’ll end up seeing a #UFO, #Elvis, and #Bigfoot. This seems like the kind of place where they would meet for a #brewski.
  • Another photo I wish I could take: this store has bottles of #Squirt soda imported from Mexico (because cane sugar > corn syrup). I want to caption it: “Mexi-Squirt: not just for after Chili’s Quesadilla Explosion Salad anymore”
  • Downtown Big Bear has a whole Bavarian thing going on. Because no matter where you go, there you are in Leavenworth. (People from Washington get this)
  • Night one: horribly sick, probably due to dehydration after travel & super dry climate. I spent what little brainpower I had available working out plot holes for Mad Science Institute Book 3.
  • Day 2: feeling much better. Wrote the first chapter for book 3 in one sitting. The book begins with a house getting blown up.
  • Wedding in the afternoon. Such a beautiful ceremony! Congrats, Robert and Hani!
  • Day 3: 7,000 foot elevation makes running fun. I wish I could do some high altitude training for a few months before the Tough Mudder.
  • Discovered that Californians drive like maniacs on the freeways! The most frightening part is how quickly I learned to enjoy it.

Next post: all the tweets I would have sent from Disney Land!

Mad Science shirts and lab coats

I had shirts and lab coats silkscreened as a special offer for my Kickstarter backers, and they turned out so well that I’m going to do another run. If you want one, contact me and let me know! I’m not planning on doing a lot of them, so they won’t last long.

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Shirts are $20, coats are $50. (price includes tax and shipping within the US)

Mad Science books 0.5, 1, and 2 together for the first time!

IMAG1014Today I received the first proof of the short story collection Three Weeks Before Doomsday, book #0.5 of the Mad Science Institute series. I think it makes a handsome part of the lineup!

Hard copies and electronic copies of Three Weeks Before Doomsday will be sent to Kickstarter backers over the next few weeks, and then it will be available in electronic format to the general public this summer.

The Non-Zombie Apocalypse (Book #2 of the series) will also be available to the general public later this summer in both paperback and electronic format.

As soon as they’re out there, I’m going to start working on book 3. I’ve got a solid plot outline, so I’ll be hitting the ground running.

Furor! Exitium! Scientia!

 

Soap’s got a date in The Non-Zombie Apocalypse

Nerd Love
“Nerd Love” from imgfave.com

Soap Lazarchek is good with robots. People? Not so much.

She’s driven to find predictable patterns and formulae in all things, which is great when it comes to mechanics and science, but human beings simply don’t behave in predictable ways. That’s why she’s so confused about this whole dating thing.

In The Non-Zombie Apocalypse, Brett Jensen, the dashing school, wants to take her to dinner. Trouble is, she doesn’t know how to react, especially because Soap already has a crush on Victor, one of her fellow students in the Mad Science Institute.

What should she do? Fortunately, her friend Nikki is there to help, but Nikki has ulterior motives of her own. The whole thing is bewildering for Soap, especially because other people seem to be able to read her feelings like she’s a book, yet she has trouble reading emotions, including her own.

The Non-Zombie Apocalypse—now with 23.6% more romance!

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