Monthly Archives: June 2012

Announcing my run for the White House

Tomorrow I’m going to officially throw my hat in the ring as a candidate for President of the United States. Yes, really. Stay tuned.

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Loosening Up Tied Ends (Hollow Earth Expedition ssn1 ep55)

The Mad Scientist and the Snooty Professor Professor Scrumtumbler lifted a handful of red sand to his nose and smelled the heavy scent of iron. “I think I know where we are,” he said. Professor Limefellow had wandered a few … Continue reading

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Saying Goodbye (Hollow Earth Expedition ssn1 ep54b)

The Fortune Hunter The Amazon was the next to approach, leaning heavily on a staff with one hand as she seized Jack in a fierce hug with her other. “Adonia,” she said, pointing to herself. “Adonia?” Jack repeated. “That’s your … Continue reading

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The Aftermath (Hollow Earth Expedition ssn1 ep54a)

The Fortune Hunter Maia had searched the grassy clumps all around the pylon, but she had not found the onyx skull. In all the confusion, it was entirely possible that someone else had grabbed it and run off. One more … Continue reading

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Explorers vs. the T-Rex (Hollow Earth Expedition ssn1 ep53c)

The Imperiled Actress The dinosaur sneezed again and shook its head convulsively, then coiled in on itself like a cat about to pounce, its eyes locked on the pylon. But before it could crash through the stone structure, Jack Steele … Continue reading

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A Snoot full of Blunderbuss (Hollow Earth Expedition ssn1 ep53b)

The Imperiled Actress Celeste looked at her friends down below. They were running as fast as they could, but she could tell they didn’t have a chance. Maia might be able to get away, but Jack seemed so beat up … Continue reading

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Boss Fight (Hollow Earth Expedition ssn1 ep53a)

The Imperiled Actress Celeste had been observing quite a light-show beneath her as the portal had remained open, but then the tyrannosaur slammed into the side of the pillar and the gateway through space snapped shut as if someone had … Continue reading

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Through the Gate! (Hollow Earth Expedition ssn1 ep52b)

The Mad Scientist Scrumtumbler, finally free of von Wartenburg’s mystical power, turned to call to Kate through the portal. But before he could speak, a rumbling in the ground caused her image to flicker out and be replaced by a … Continue reading

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Last week for Hollow Earth Expedition serial!

One more week of the serialized story! Starting in July, I’m going to be switching subjects to my election bid to become President of America. Yeah, you heard me. Stay tuned!

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Endgame (Hollow Earth Expedition ssn1 ep52a)

The Mad Scientist Kate drew her pistol out and aimed right back at him, and Reggie fumbled out his little double derringer. Dr. Scott looked worriedly back and forth at all their faces. “Your weapons are useless,” Clem said. “I … Continue reading

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