My unofficial stretch goals

stretch monster2Anybody remember the Stretch Monster toy? I loved that thing. My sister loved it even more– she stole it from me, swaddled it in a blanked, and it became her “Green Baby.”

Talk about a face only a mother could love…

Anyway, being inspired by the bizarre stretchability of good ol’ Green Baby, I couldn’t help but come up with some bizarre stretch goals of my own.

Mind you, these are not official goals– official stretch goals are about improving the product so that backers get even more than they originally bargained for. The real stretch goals are listed on Kickstarter project page and I think you’ll agree that they’re pretty amazing already.

These unofficial stretch goals are just goofy things (but I solemnly swear to fulfill these goals in the extremely unlikely event that the Non-Zombie Apocalypse Kickstarter project gets there.)

$5,001– I’ll perform the snoopy dance and post the video to Youtube

$6,001– I’ll dress up as Nikola Tesla and hand out applications to the Mad Science Institute at Gencon and Emerald City Comicon (and maybe Halloween).

$6,002– I’ll perform the snoopy dance in the Tesla costume and post it on Youtube

$10,001– I’ll buy a Masterpiece Soundwave. This has nothing to do with the Mad Science Institute, but it’s frickin’ cool.

$40,001– The Menace From Beyond RPG will also be fully funded. Everyone who backed this project will also get a free PDF of the RPG core book.

$100,001– I’ll get a tattoo of the Mad Science Institute crest. Backers get to vote where on my body it will be placed.

So, yeah none of those are realistic, but they might be fun!




About Sechin Tower

Sechin Tower is a teacher, game developer, and author of MAD SCIENCE INSTITUTE, a novel of creatures, calamities, and college matriculation. He lives in Seattle, Washington.
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